Tuesday, 21 June 2016

Starrcade 1984

Starrcade 84: The Million Dollar Challenge




Promotion: NWA
Date:  22/11/84
City: Greensboro, North Carolina
Commentary team: Gordon Solie & Bob Caudle
Ring announcer: Tom Miller

This starts with a replay of the closing moments of Starrcade 83, with Ric Flair pinning Harley Race to win the NWA Heavyweight World Championship, before quickly going to the ring for our first match

Match 1 - Denny Brown vs Mike Davis (C)
Singles match, 30 minute time limit for the NWA World Junior Heavyweight Championship

We start with a title match to kick things off, Denny Brown challenging fan favourite Mike Davis. Brown starts out on top with a couple of arm drags and head scissors, but is sent through the ropes, seemingly hurting his back. Davis works on this with a couple of body slams and a back breaker and gets a 2 count. Brown fights back and after a drop kick gets a 2 count of his own. Davis reverses an irish whip into the corner and hits Brown with a belly to back suplex, and holds onto Brown for the pin. The ref starts counting, and Brown gets his shoulder up, but Davis still has his shoulders on the mat, referee Earl Hebner counts to 3 Brown wins the title!  

Winner - Denny Brown (New Champion) via pinfall (escaped pin from belly to back suplex)

The ring announcer says that Davis won but the crowd and commentators  seem confused. The ref gives Brown the belt and the announcer corrects himself.

Not a bad opening match, I liked the look of Denny Brown in this one but the match itself was quite short. I liked the ending with Brown taking advantage of Davis' position following the belly to back suplex and thought Brown's moveset was refreshing considering not many others around this time were using Japanese style arm drags and head scissors. Davis never really got going in this, but I'd say Brown's performance just about makes this a 3/5

We now go to Tony Schiavone in the dressing room, just like last year (this got boring quickly). He says this will be happening again this year (ugh) before going back to ring announcer Tom Miller for the next match

Match 2 - Mr Ito vs Brian Adidis
Singles match, 20 minute time limit

Adidis gets a big cheer when he is announced, however Gordon Solie on commentary believes Mr Ito to be the favourite. Bob Caudle says Adidis is pretty quick and agile and thinks he has a good career ahead of him. Adidis takes the upper hand after a few back and forth reversals and gets Ito into a wrist lock. Ito tries to reverse this by body slamming Adidis, but Adidis keeps hold of Ito's wrist and rolls through to keep the hold in. Shortly after Adidis whips Ito into the ropes and hits him with what I think is his finishing move, the Aeroplane Spin (picks Ito up onto his shoulders, spinds round and drops Ito down) to pick up the win.

This match was really too short to start getting anywhere. I didn't like that rather than slamming Ito to the ground after hitting the Aeroplane Spin his just dropped him, making the move come across as a bit shit to me. I can't give this match anything higher than 2/5

The commentary team watch a replay of Adidis getting the win and quickly go back to the ring for the next match

Match 3 - Mike Graham vs Jesse Barr (C)
Singles match, 30 minutes for the NWA Florida State Heavyweight Championship 

Another championship match and the event is less than 20 minutes old! This wasn't classed as a PPV back then, just another CCTV event.

Both Graham and Barr got cheers from the crowd in this one, but Barr also got a share of boos too when being announced. Graham is a former Florida State Champion and wants the belt again, however Barr will be a tough opponent. Barr seems to be focussing on Graham's arm, getting him in a hold which Graham struggles to get out of. Barr is on top and tries to whip Graham from one corner to the other, but Graham reverses, sending Barr into the corner and gets him to the ground with a drop toe hold. He puts Barr into a variation of the Indian deathlock and tries to put him into the figure 4 leg lock but Barr escapes. 

They then go into a test of strength which Barr dominates, but Graham gets in a quick headbutt to the mid section, uses a fireman carry takedown and puts Barr into an arm lock. He later gets Barr into the figure 4 leg lock, but Barr quickly shuffles to the ropes. Barr uses this to again take control and gets Graham in a looooong headlock take down. Graham takes an age to get Barr to release the hold, and eventually does by performing a shin breaker. Graham attacks Barr's knee and gets him in the figure 4 again, this time for longer, but Barr gets to the ropes once more. 

After a 2 count fall, Barr shoves Graham into the ref, knocking him over. The ref misses a small package roll up, but I don't think it would have got to 3 anyway. The ref then recovers, and both get 2 count pins. Graham uses an atomic drop and Barr heads into the corner. Barr takes down Graham and quickly pins him, but uses the ropes for leverage which the ref doesn't see, and this time he gets the 3 count. 

Winner - Jessie Barr (retains) by pinfall (Feet on ropes)

Not a bad match this. I'd not seen either of these guys before but they put on a decent show. Barr was the type of guy who would work his opponent down with holds, while Graham seemed to focus as much as he could on Barr's knee so he could use the figure 4 leg lock. Graham also had the crowd behind him and seemed to do all he could to generate a bit of atmosphere. I'll give this a 3/5

After this match a clip of another event shows Ricky Steamboat and (I think) Dick Slater getting attacked by 3 other guys and a manager. Slater is tied into the corner while Tully Blanchard, Cowboy Ron Bass and Black Bart attack Steamboat. It goes back to the commentators who explain Steamboat was injured from that attack but he will be competing later that night (which is always a good thing). After looking at a replay of Jesse Barr winning the last match, we go back to the ring for match number 4


Match 4 - The Zambuie Express w/Paul Jones vs The Assassin 1 & Buzz Tyler
Tag Team Elimination match, 30 minute time limit 

The stipulation is whenever someone gets pinned they must leave and go back to the locker room. This is the first time someone from last year has featured in a match, and I wasn't overly impressed with the Masked Assassins, but this time it's just one of them (Masked Assassin 1 is a guy called Jody Hamilton, who would have been in his late 40's at this point). Never heard of the Zambuie Express or Buzz Tyler. After reading up on it, the Zambuie Express are Kareem Muhammad & Elijah Akeem, again, never heard of them.


The match starts with the Zambuie Express on the back foot. Tyler is on top of Muhammad and sends him out the ring. Both teams tag but this doesn't change anything. Both teams tag again but Muhammad fights back, briefly. Eventually all 4 men are in the ring, but legal men Buzz Tyler and Akeem are knocked out of the ring. They brawl outside but both men are counted out. Back in the ring, Muhammad whips The Assassin into the ropes, but both men knock into eachother. Muhammad falls to the mat but The Assassin is tied up in the ropes. Paul Jones comes to the apron and the ref tells him to get down, but Buzz Tyler frees the Assassin from the ropes. Assassin pins Muhammad and gets the 3 count.

Well this was crap. It didn't really do anything or bring anything at all to the event. I'm quite generous when it comes to scoring, but even though the crowd loved the outcome, I can't give this match anything other than 1/5

After the commentators re-cap on the night's events so far we go to Tony Schiavone in the dressing room who speakings with Dusty Rhodes. Rhodes gives a promo saying the time for talking is over and he's going to win the match later on. We then go back to the ring

Match 5 - Ragin' Bull vs Black Bart (C) w/James J Dillon
Singles match, no time limit for the NWA Brass Knuckles Championship 

Wow. There was a belt called the Brass Knuckles Championship. Amazing. I guess this is some kind hardcore/no DQ title. The announcer said "Anything goes" so I'll see what happens.

Ragin' Bull is one half of the current Tag Team Champions, and Black Bart was one of the guys who was attacking Steamboat in the clip they showed earlier. I've heard of James J Dillon but not seen him involved as a manager before. Black Bart gives Dillon a rope just before the match starts.

Ragin' Bull starts off the stronger, using martial arts strikes against Bart, but Bart slowly gets back into it. The champion manages to cut Bull open only after a few minutes and begins to take control, but Bull fights back and eventually gets Bart out of the ring over the top rope. Solie says in commentary that usually throwing someone over the top rope would result in a disqualification - what a shite rule that is - but seeing as it's a no DQ match it's allowed in this one. 

Bull gets back in the ring and taunts Bart up with him. Bart is cut at this point and Bull uses a snapmare to take Bart down before punching him on the ground and gets a 2 count. After an axe handle off the second rope he gets another 2 count. Bart turns the tables with a low blow and after some strikes and an elbow drop goes for the pin but only gets a 2 count. He then picks Bull up and drops his neck onto the top rope. Rather than go for the pin again he shoves the ref out the way and gets the rope from JJ Dillon, but Bull gets up and rolls Bart off the ropes into a pin and gets the win.

Winner - Ragin' Bull (New Champion) via pinfall (roll up)

For a no DQ match this was terrible. They got cut open early on, then just punched eachother a lot. Things could have gotten interesting if the rope was put to use but it wasn't. Again, seeing as the gimmick in this match was no DQ, it really didn't need to be as the only real DQ would have happened with the low blow and ref shove. Due to the total lack of imagination I give this 1/5

Solie and Caudle watch a replay and feel JJ Dillon could have cost Bart that match giving him the rope. After this we go to a replay of how Starrcade 83 ended (again), and the Ricky Steamboat attack (again) and Tony Schiavone is inteviewing Steamboat. They say Steamboat has put up $10k to wrestle his match later tonight against Tully Blanchard for the US Title, even though he is injured from the attack he suffered. We go back to Solie and Caudle who talk about Steamboat for a while, before going back again to Tony Schiavine. He now has Tully Blanchard and JJ Dillon with him. Dillon says the last match ended with the wrong decision, and both he and Blanchard declare Tully the better wrestler, and then saying after tonight's match he will be going after Flair amd Dusty Rhodes for the heavyweight title. We then go back again to Solie and Caudle, Caudle saying Steamboat will be running on adreneline which will remove any pain he feels. The next match is starting, and we have ring entrances!

Match 6 - Paul Jones w/ Kareem Muhammad vs "The Boogie Woogie Man" Jimmy Valiant w/ Masked Assassin 1
Tuxedo Street Fight Loser Leaves Town Match

This is the first time ring entrances have been shown. And they're literally just walks to ring to music. Paul Jones is an electric guitar one while Jimmy Valiant is a more upbeat piano piece. Valiant is introduced as the Boogie Woogie man so at least his music makes sense. 

Valiant is the clear fans favourite, and they lap it up when he starts chasing Jones around the ring. Valiant ties Jones to the top rope, removes his own jacket and then starts forcing the flower Jones was wearing into his mouth. He then starts to remove Jones' jacket and shirt. He rips off Jones' pants and shirt, which lets Jones escape from being tied to the rope. He attacks Valiant briefly but Valiant whips Jones against the ropes and locks in a sleeper hold. Jones is also bleeding at this point. Before Jones can submit Kareem Muhammad comes to the apron, which causes the ref to stop the count. Valiant breaks the hold and shoves the referee into Muhammad, causing the ref to go down. Muhammad comes into the ring but is attacked by Valiant and the Masked Assassin. They knock Muhammad out of the ring, but from nowhere JJ Dillon comes to the ring and hits Valiant with a weapon of some kind, leaving Jones to pin him for the win.

Winner - Paul Jones via pinfall (outside interference from JJ Dillon)

The crowd absolutely loved this. Valiant certainly played up to them as best as he could, and Jones was good at acting like a weasily character. The crowd alone push this up to 2/5 

Another replay is shown of JJ Dillon interfering in the match before we go to Tony Schiavone who is interviewing Ric Flair. Flair gives an interview saying he's the best around and he's ready for the match later on. We go back to Solie and Caudle who talk about how the Championship match on later tonight between Flair and Rhodes is for the championship and the winner also gets $1m. The next match is coming up.

Match 7 - Dick Slater vs "Cowboy" Ron Bass (C) w/ James J Dillon
Singles match, 45 minute time limit for the Mid-Atlantic Heavyweight Championship 

Dick Slater was in a tag team match as a heel in the last Starrcade. He's now a fan favourite in this match against Ron Bass. Bass is also the co-holder of the Mid-Atlantic Tag Team championship and is dressed with a waist coat and chaps, like a cowboy...

Slater gets the first knock down of the match and then jumps out the ring to go for JJ Dillon, just as the commentators say Slater can get out of control during matches. Dillon runs away and Slater gets back in the ring. After a minute or two he runs after Dillon again, who runs across the ring again and escapes. Bass taunts Slater, Slater taunts back and gets Bass into a headlock. After a brief escape Slater locks it in again, but Bass breaks out. Slater uses an atomic drop on Bass, and takes control. He has Bass on the ground near the ropes and is about to stomp him, but the ref grabs Slater's leg, preventing him making the stomp. This breaks his momentum and gives Bass the chance to get back into it. Slater is caught in the ropes allowing Bass and Dillon to attack at will. After a suplex Bass gets a 2 count. He also hits Slater with a bulldog, but Slater swings and hits Bass in the stomach. He beats Bass down, gets a 1 count, then stands on Bass' forehead, causing it to bleed slightly. Bass throws Slater through the ropes and distracts the ref, while JJ Dillon goes to work on the outside. Slater is thrown back in and Bass works Slater into the corner. Slater tries to escape and get the crowd up. Eventually he turns Bass into the corner and attacks him, then throws the ref out of the way when he tries to break it up. With the ref down, he belly to back suplexes Bass who is down for the 3 count, but no one is there to make the count. Dillon runs into the ring, breaks the pin,but is then body slammed and punched out the ring by Slater. Bass is now on his feet and gets body slammed. Slater hits the leg drop and pins Bass. The ref now appears but instead of counting for the pin, disqualifies Slater. Bass wins by DQ.

Winner - Ron Bass (Retains) by DQ (shoving the referee)

Slater isn't happy and then attacks both Dillon and Bass knocking them out of the ring before posing to the crowd. I didn't like this match too much, and didn't like that Slater kept going after JJ Dillon during the match. Not the worst match you will see but not a lot to remember either. 2/5

Solie and Caudle explain that the decision was unpopular but correct in the last match, but they feel Slater could be the next champion due to him having Bass pinned for 3 when the ref was down. We then go to a trumpet rendition of the star spangled banner while a flag is lit up in the arena, and then back to the ring.

Match 8 - Ole Anderson & Keith Larson w/Don Kernodle vs Ivan & Nikita Koloff 
Tag Team Match, 45 minute time limit

Anderson and Larson are fan favourite for this 'special grudge' match. I think Caudle tries to explain it's a grudge match due to injuries suffered by Don Kernodle.

Larson and Anderson run from their corner to the Koloffs and go on the attach from the off. Larson keeps Ivan Koloff in his corner and a few tags are made with Ole Anderson keeping the upper hand early on. 

Ivan Koloff is being dominated and can't get any moves in. Larson and then Anderson get a 2 count each and don't let Ivan anywhere near Nikita Koloff. Larson is tagged back in and focusses on Koloff's shoulder. He whips Koloff into the corner, but Koloff starts to fight back and raises his knee when Larson charges towards him. Koloff goes on the top rope, rather than going for the tag, but Larson recovers and throws Koloff back into the ring, getting a 2 count. Larson and Anderson keep tagging eachother and focus again on Ivan Koloff's shoulder. Anderson works Koloff's arm round a rope and delivers a few blows, but Koloff is able to turn round and thumb Anderson in the eye, giving him the chance at last to make a tag.

Nikita Koloff comes in and whips Anderson into the neutral corners, delivering shoulder thrusts in each one. Anderson tries to fight back but then gets trapped in a bear hug. Ivan Koloff starts to climb to the top rope from the outside, Larson attempts to come into the ring but referee Tommy Young stops him, leaving Ivan Koloff free to hit Anderson with a double axe handle while he's still locked into the bear hug. Anderson tries to gether crowd momentum and breaks the bear hug by hitting Koloff in the ear. Ivan Koloff is tagged in but Anderson is stopped from tagging in Larson. Anderson is pinned for a 2 count and Nikita is tagged back in. Anderson is put in another bear hug. He struggles but is eventually able to break the hold by performing some kind of chin breaker. Anderson makes a hot tag to Larson.

Larson comes in and attacks both Koloffs, knocking both their heads together. He whips Nikita against the ropes and knocks him down with a high elbow. Nikita is whipped again while Larson does a drop kick, but Nikita Koloff holds onto the ropes making Larson drop kick the air. Koloff starts to choke Larson and Ivan is tagged back in. Ivan drops Larson's neck onto the ropes and brings him back up to perform a body slam, but Larson counters into a small package, but they're too close to Nikita Koloff on the outside who makes the save.

All four men are in the ring, Larson and Ivan Koloff exchanging blows, and Ole Anderson hits Nikita Koloff outside the ring. The ref tells Anderson to get back to his corner, but Nikita Koloff slowly moves round the ring on the outside and attacks Don Kernodle. Anderson doesn't like this and attacks Nikita Koloff again, which distracts the referee. Meanwhile in the ring, Ivan Koloff is able to attack Larson with a chain while the referee's back is turned. He pins Larson and gets the win. 

Winners - Ivan & Nikita Koloff via pinfall (Ivan Koloff chain shot on Keith Larson)

The Koloffs then set up to beat down Anderson and Larson with the chain, but Don Kernodle comes into the ring and attacks the Koloffs with his crutch, breaking it into pieces. The crowd love it.

Not a bad tag team match really. Everyone played their part and the crowd seemed to really enjoy it. Good spells for each team dominating and a good finish for the heels. 3/5

Solie and Caudle watch a replay of Kerndole attacking the Koloffs with his crutch, and then start to talk about the Steamboat vs Blanchard match coming up next.

Match 9 - Ricky Steamboat vs Tully Blanchard (C)
Singles match, 60 minute time limit for the NWA TV Championship
Title can change hands on a DQ or time out 

Both Steamboat and Blanchard have put up $10k for this match so the winner will get a nice bonus as well as the belt. Steamboat gets a massive ovation from the crowd as he makes his way to the ring. Blanchard makes his way down to some pretty bad 80's rock music, and is booed mercilessly when the announcer reads his name out.

Steamboat comes into this match with an injured ribcage, which Blanchard targets early on, but Steamboat fights back trading blows of his own. After a snapmare and attack while he's on the ground, Blanchard escapes to the apron, but Steamboat catches him and suplex him back into the ring. He gets a 2 count after dropping his forearm onto Blanchard while he's still on his back. Steamboat gets Blanchard into a chin lock but Blanchard is able roll over into the ropes. Blanchard tries to take control but a knee lift from Steamboat keeps momentum in his favour. 

Blanchard backs off, and attacks Steamboat's ribs and back, giving him the upper hand. Steamboat is backed into the corner and is able to lash out and fight back. After some chops Steamboat goes to work on Blanchard and gets a 2 count. He puts Blanchard in abother chin lock but Blanchard gets to the ropes and falls onto the apron. This gives him a bit of space which he utileses by kicking Steamboat through the ropes into the ribs. He gets back into the ring and performs a back suplex before punching Steamboat in the kidneys. He gets a 1 count and tries to get a hold locked in, but Steamboat reverses and gets another quick chin lock on Blanchard. They're right next to the ropes so it's broken up. 

Blanchard now starts to back away from Steamboat once more and this dance carries on for a while, before Blanchard spits at Steamboat, which turns his head and forces Steamboat on the attack. He whips Blanchard against the ropes, leaps over him twice and launches into a powerslam. This gets a 2 count but Steamboat keeps on attacking. He throws Blanchard headfirst into the turnbuckle then hits him with a double chop to the head to get another 2 count. After a strike Blanchard is in the corner and Steamboat goes to work on him from the second rope. Steamboat moves out of the corner and Blanchard falls to the floor. After a knee drop and some strikes he gets another 2 count. Blanchard swings wildely at Steamboat and misses. Blanchard is cut open at this point and Steamboat picks him up and spits back at him, getting retibution from earlier in the match. Steamboat chops Blanchard in the corner then hits him with a swinging neckbreaker and gets another 2 count. Steamboat then lifts Blanchard up into a suplex position, but instead of performing a normal suplex, he bounces Blanchard off the ropes instead to perform it. The crowd love it and Bob Caudle explains that this is one of Tully Blanchard's favourite moves being used on him. It gets another 2 count. Another 2 count happens after a dropkick from Steamboat. He strikes Blanchard with a chop and Blanchard rolls out the ring to the apron.

After a couple more strikes Steamboat backs away and Blanchard is able to take something from his trunks and hide it in his hand. He swings at Steamboat who ducks, and lifts Blanchard into a back suplex position. Blanchard is able to hit Steamboat in this position, but the suplex still happens leaving both men down while the ref starts a 10 count. They're both up by 8. Blanchard puts his weapon back in his trunks (haha) and hits Steamboat with a running cross body, which gets a 2 count. After a few strikes Blanchard sets up Steamboat in the corner to perform a superplex, but Steamboat counters and pushes Blanchard away. He climbs to the top rope and lands a body splash on Blanchard. The crowd love it and think this is it, but Blanchard somehow kicks out. Blanchard reverses a whip against the ropes and tries to set up Steamboat for a back body drop, but Steamboat sees this coming so goes for a sunset flip, but he can't bring Blanchard down for the pin. Blanchard then gets the weapon out of his trunks again and punches Steamboat with it in his hand, pins him and gets the win. All that in front of the referee.

Winner - Tully Blanchard via pinfall (weapon attack)

Another good match here. Really good infact. Steamboat sold his injured ribs well and delivered plenty of offence, and I liked that he taunted Blanchard using one of his favoured moves on him. Blanchard played his heel role well and attacked with a concealed weapon to turn things round, however I didn't like the execution of the ending, as the referee is literally in the right place to see Blanchard pull out his weapon, hit Steamboat with it and put it away but doesn't look up at it happening. I think the ref may have been too eager to get into position for a possible pin. I'll give this match 4/5, it could have been higher but the ref's position made the ending too hard to go along with. However that isn't the wrestler's fault, they put in a great effort.

Solie and Caudle praise the match but feel that Steamboat will continue this feud with Blanchard, especially after how that match ended and him being $10k lighter.

Match 10 - "Superstar" Billy Graham vs Wahoo McDaniel (C)
Singles match, 60 minute time limit for the NWA USA Heavyweight Championship

Wow, Billy Graham's arms are huge! McDaniel was in a decent match at Starrcade 83, so this is the second match I've seen from him.

The match starts with a text of strength, and McDaniel surprisingly wins, putting Graham into a wrist lock, but Graham powers through, shiving McDaniel to the canvas. They tie up a couploe of times and shove eachother. After another tie up McDaniel ends up in the corner, but thumbs both of Graham's eyes. He chops and slaps Graham into the corner, but Graham reverses a whip, sending McDaniel into the corner. Graham uses this advantage to get McDaniel in a Full Nelson. McDaniel is stuggling but stumbles into the ropes to break the hold. Graham whips McDaniel and knocks him down. He locks in the Full Nelson again, but this time McDaniel is on his knees so can't move as freely. Graham works this down and McDaniel is pinned for a 2 count. Grham knocks McDaniel down and again elbow drops him to get another 2 count. McDaniel is struggling and tries to get back into it with a couple of strikes, but Graham knocks him down again with a shoulder block after being whipped off the ropes. McDaniel gets up and Graham runs at him again from the ropes, but McDaniel sees this coming and chops Graham in the throat, pins him and gets the win.

Winner - Wahoo McDaniel (Retains) via pin fall (Tomahawk Chop)

Totally pointless match that wasn't carried out well. Billy Graham dominates throughout but one chop to the neck is enough to keep him down. The match is barely 4 minutes old before it ended. Awful. 1/5

Just the one match left now. Solie and Caudle watch a replay to the ending of the last match but quickly move on to talk about this. Anothe replay is shown of Flair beating Harley Race at Starrcade 83 as they build up to the match against Dusty Rhodes. I'm quite looking forward to this match, between of the industry's best. I've seen a few Flair matches and he's a natural, just an excellent performer. I've not seen many Dusty Rhodes matches but I've read a bit about him and know he's loved and seen as one of the best of the 70's & 80's. Plus his charisma makes you root for him.

We go to Tony Schiavone in the back who has 3 guests with him, including special guest referee Smokin' Joe Frazier. Schiavone explains that the other 2 people are judges who will decide who the winner is if the match goes the distance. One is an old wrestler who I don't know and the other is a NASCAR racer with a bad muzzy. We go back to Solie and Caudle. An indoor firework is set off (my guess is this would have been amazing for the time) and the wrestlers make their way to the ring.

Match 11 - Dusty Rhodes vs Ric Flair (C)
Singles match, 60 minute time limit for the NWA World Heavyweight Championship

Dusty comes down in his boxer's gown to some laid back music, and Flair comes in to his classic "Also Sprach Zarathustra" piece. The crowd love it, and to be honest it suits Flair perfectly. The Announcer calls this the $1,000,000 challenge and introduces the judges. Dusty is a former 2 time champion at this point and gets a lot of boo's, but Flair gets a few as well but a lot more cheers.

Dusty gains the upper hadn early on after a shoulder block and elbow attack to Flair, and puts him in a headlock. Flair struggles to escape buit forces Rhodes to the ropes to break the hold. This gives him a bit of time as he backs off, and after a grapple with Rhodes forces him into the corner after a knee lift and a chop. Rhodes fights out with some quick boxing style puches and showbiz knocks Flair to the ground. He puts Flair into another headlock but is pushed away into the ropes. Dusty knocks Flair down again and goes off the ropes once more, with Flair jumping over Rhodes before getting knocked down with an elbow. Rhodes goes for an elbow drop but Flair quickly rolls out of harms way before crawling over to Rhodes and delivering another knee lift and chop into the corner. He beats on Dusty and then delivers a snapmare and running knee drop to get a (very fast counted) 2 fall. Rhodes' head is smacked into the turnbuckle, and Flair does another snapmare, but Dusty is able to roll out the way of Flair's next running knee drop and gets Flair in the Figure 4 Leg Lock!

This is in place for a long time and Flair goes down for a 2 count in the process a couple of times, but Flair eventually makes it to the ropes. Rhodes focuses on Flair's weakened knee and drops an elbow to it before putting it in another hold. Flair is able to get on too of Rhodes and get in a couple of punches. They back off eachother and Flair reverses a headlock into a wrist lock, before Rhodes counters with a wrist lock of his own. Rhodes keeps the hold in place but Flair forces him into the corner and delivers a few shoulder thrusts. Rhodes reverses positions and after they trade a few blows, Flair runs against the ropes and Rhodes gets Flair with a press slam. Flair is in trouble and Rhodes hits Flair again with a Bionic Elbow. Flair tries to fight back but Rhodes whips Flair from one corner to the other which makes Flair bounce off the turnbuckle out the ring.

Flair slowly crawls up to the apron. Referee Joe Frazier tries to stop Rhodes from coming over, but Rhodes is able to suplex Flair back in to the ring and roll on through for a cover. Flair is down for a 2 count. Blows are traded again, shoulder and elbow blocks are traded off the ropes and Flair climbs to the top rope. He plays to the crowd for a brief moment but Rhodes is up and he throws Flair back to the mat. Flair rolls out the way of an elbow drop. Rhodes blocks a running strike from Flair, but after a couple of whips and reversals Flair puts a sleeper hold on Rhodes. Rhodes runs and falls to the ropes while Flair falls through them  to the outside.

Flair manages to pull Dusty outside the ring with him. They trade blows and Rhodes gets Flair in a headlock and charges towards the ring post. Flair is able to counter this by pushing Rhodes head first into the post, crashing him to the ground. Flair gets back in the ring and the camera goes to Rhodes who has a deep cut close to his right eye. Rhodes comes back into the ring but Frazier gets between them as he wants to check the cut on Dusty's eye. Rhodes wants to carry on, he does and Flair gets Dusty to the ground and pounds away at his bloodied head. Rhodes is able to fight back at little with a few punches of his own and hits Flair with an elbow. Flair gets Rhodes into the corner and again pounds away at Rhodes' head, but Frazier intervenes again. Frazier stops the match and awards the win to Ric Flair.

Winner - Ric Flair (Retains) via referee stoppage (Dusty Rhodes bleeding)

The crowd don't like the ending but cheer Flair when his hand is raised. Dusty goes mad and tries to go for Smokin Joe but is held back by a few other wrestlers. Flair leaves the ring with the belt and collects his $1million cheque. Rhodes is treated in the ring and has a towel wrapped round his head. Solie and Caudle say that maybe Frazier's boxing background came into it when finishing the match early because of a deep cut. Tony Schiavone interviews Flair, who says he will be back next year and that he's delighted to be world champion. He leter interviews Dusty and Manny Fernandez. Dusty is fuming Joe Frazier ended the match and cost him $1million. He says he will get Frazier one day, Flair shouldn't count this as a victory and that the American Dream still lives.

I really liked this match up until the ending. While there wasn't too many grappling moves taking place and it was mainly brawling, both guys flowed with eachother and gave eachother momentum at the right moments. The figure 4 on Flair was a great moment and Flair went along with it and sold it for the rest of the match, while Dusty went along with everything Flair threw at him. I'm going to give this a 4/5, it could have been much better if not for the ending.

Overall based on the matches, this would score 26/55. The title match, and Steamboat vs Tully Blanchard were the stand out bouts, but the other matches couldn't live up to the standards set in those two. There were at least 3 truly terrible matches on this which dragged a lot of things down. This PPV went from the sublime to the rediculous a bit too often. Despite the efforts of Flair, Steamboat, Rhodes and Blanchard I can't give this PPV anything higher than 5/10 due to there being too many stinkers and average matches that were quickly forgettable.

The next PPV I review is one I've seen before, and I'm looking forward to it. Because the next one that happened was the first CCTV event for WWF. Yep, the next PPV is Wrestlemania I!









Friday, 27 May 2016

Starrcade 1983

So I got access to the WWE network and thought I'd review/right down what I thought of each PPV, in order, for WWF, WWE, WCW, NWA and ECW.. This will take a LONG time but should be fun. I'm also going to keep track of the scores given for each wrestler in each match and add them up as I go along, working out who has most points and averages etc. Anyways, that's for the future. First up, Starrcade 83


Starrcade 83: A Flair For The Gold







Promotion: NWA
Date: 24/11/83
City: Greensboro, North Carolina
Commentory team: Gordon Solie & Bob Caudle
Ring Announcer: Tom Miller


So, here we go. The first "PPV" on the Network. I say PPV, originally this was on CCTV when it first aired, but thankfully it's in it's rightful place.







Match 1 - Tag Team match
The Masked Assassins (w/Paul Jones) vs Rufus R. Jones & Bugsy McGraw


Masked Assassins are dressed all in black and wearing orange masks. One of them is massive. Like way too big to be an assassin. The fans seem to love Bugsy McGraw and Rufus R. Jones, cheering whenever they pull off a move. Lots of basic moves take place, strikes, hip tosses, arm locks. After a while Rufus starts to take a beating but them starts to 'Hulk Up' to get a tag to Bugsy McGraw. He starts to strike one of the assassins and does an irish whip, but the Assassins make a tag while one bounces off the ropes which Bugsy doesn't know about, so after giving one Assassin a back body drop, the legal Assassin pins Bugsy from behind to get the win.

Winners - Masked Assassins via pinfall (pin from behind)

Not the best opening match and not a lot of good things to write about. I didn't know anything about these teams before watching this and neither did anything to make me remember them*. 2/5
*After reading up about this later on, one of the Masked Assassins was Hercules Hernandez. No wonder I wasn't impressed

The camera cuts to the two commentators who give a bit of information and big up the show, and talk about the main event taking place later on, Ric Flair vs Harley Race. They then move to Tony Schiavone in the locker room, who says that unlike ever before they will be going to locker room after every match of the night to speak with the winners and losers. I guess this was a big thing back then which is kinda taken for granted now. The camera then goes back to the ring for Tom Miller to introduce the next match

Match 2 - Tag Team match, 45 minute time limit
Johnny Weaver & Scott McGhee vs Kevin Sullivan & Mark Lewin (w/Gary Hart)


Sullivan & Lewin start off as heels, and take the upper hand early on. After taking a beating for a while McGhee tags Weaver but the ref disallows it as he didn't see it. McGhee finally makes the tag to Weaver, who performs a bull dog on Sullivan and gets a 2 count pin, he tries it again but it's reversed and the tag to Lewin is made who regains control of the match. Another tag is made to Sullivan and they double team and arm lock (yes, an arm lock) on Weaver while he's on the ground, but McGhee comes into the ring and is held back by the ref. Manager Gary Hart then grabs one of Weaver's arms through the ropes while Sullivan holds the other, and Lewin does an Ax Handle off the top rope onto Weaver's shoulder to pick up the win.
McGhee then comes into the ring and attacks Sullivan, Lewin and Hart, but Hart pulls something out of his jacket which is used by Lewin to make McGhee bleed. Angelo Mosca (never heard of him) comes down to the ring to help out but is also attacked.

Winners - Kevin Sullivan & Mark Lewin via pinfall (Double Ax Handle)

Not a great match but more enjoyable than the first match of the night, and the weapon attack after the match made things a bit more interesting.  2/5

The Camera then goes back to the commentators who talk about the attack after the match, and they then go to Barbara Clarey who is interviewing fans in the crowd. After this it's back to Tony Schiavone in the locker room who is talking to US Champion Greg 'The Hammer' Valentine, Tag Team Champs Jack & Gerry Briscoe, and Heavyweight Champion Harley Race. Race does a short interview saying he knows Flair's weakspots and will be targeting them, before we go back to the ring for the next match.

Match 3: Singles match, 60 mins time limit
Carlos Colon vs Abdullah The Butcher


Well this is quite the size difference. Colon is a regular sized guy while Abdullah is fucking HUGE. Abdullah The Butcher uses his massive size difference to take the upper hand early on and gets a quick 2 count. Bob Caudle mentions that Abdullah as a weapon hidden in his tights, and after a while Colon takes this from The Butcher and turns the tide, cutting him open. Abdullah kicks out of a pin and causes Colon to land on the referee. The Butcher goes for an elbow drop, Colon moves out the way making the ref take the hit. Colon gets Abdullah in a Figure 4 Leg Lock, but someone runs into the ring and hits Colon with a weapon. Abdullah rolls up Colon and the recovered ref makes the 3 count to give Abdullah The Butcher the victory.

Winner - Abdullah The Butcher via pinfall (Outside interference from Hugo Savinovich)

Quite a quick match and nothing special about it either. Colon using the weapon to counter the size difference between him and Abdullah made sense, but the match was over before it could go anywhere. The person who ran in and caused Colon to lose was Hugo Savinovich, again not someone I'm familiar with. 2/5

When the match finishes we go back to Tony Schiavone in the dressing room who is with Angelo Mosca who has an injured arm. He is supposed to referee the tag team match later on. He gives a quick interview talking about the youth in the company. He also says Ric Flair will win later on. Barbara Clarey is interviewing more fans (why, it's terrible). We then go back to the ring.

Match 4 - Tag Team Match, 45 minute time limit
Chief Wahoo McDaniel & Mark Youngblood vs Dick Slater & Bob Orton


Don't think I've seeen any of Bob Orton's matches so this should be good. Chief Wahoo and Mark Youngblood are both going for a native American look, while everyone knows Bob Orton as 'Cowboy Bob'. I see what they did there... Anyway, the match is about to begin, the bell rings, and then the announcer begins to say that there is a special guest....and then his mic cuts out. It starts working again when he's saying "Where is Dusty Rhodes?".

The match starts properly now and McDaniel & Youngblood start off the better of the two teams. Orton and Slater slowly come back into it and start to work on Youngblood for quite some time. After a 2 count following a suplex, Youngblood counters a piledriver and makes a hot tag to McDaniels. he starts clearing up, beating both his opponents and delivering an inverted atomic drop and a body slam on Orton, but he pins Cowboy Bob too close to the ropes. Orton tags out and Slater comes in and evens things out, delivering a belly-to-back suplex and gets 3 2-counts off of it. Orton is tagged in and works on McDaniels some more and gets another 2 count. Slater is tagged in while Orton hold onto McDaniels, Slater goes off the top rope, McDaniel moves and Orton takes the hit. The crowd loves it, Slater is hit with an atomic drop and Youngblood is tagged back in. Orton is tagged back in, and gets hit with a few drop kicks while McDaniel and Slater brawl on the outside. Orton is tripped by Slater following an irish whip, causing Youngblood to miss a drop kick. Slater & Orton get Youngblood up on the top buckle in their corner and Orton hits Youngblood with a superplex to get the win just before McDaniel can make the save.

Winners - Dick Slater & Bob Orton via pinfall (Superplex)

Orton and Slater then double team McDaniel after the match before walking away. This has been a much better match than the ones that have been put on before, and I hope is a sign of things to come. Solid 3/5

Tony Schiavone is now in Ric Flair's lockeroom, who he shares with Ricky Steamboat and Jake Youngblood. Flair says that he's ready and wishes his friends well in their match. Youngblood and Steamboat  say they know what to do to win later that night and will get the job done. I didn't know Ricky Steamboat was going to be in this, I love watching that guy. Barbara Clarey has found Dusty Rhodes in the crowd but the audio on the mic isn't working, so Gordon Soley talks over him.

Match 5 - Singles Match, 60 minute time limit with a stipulation:
Charlie Brown vs  The Great Kabuki (C) w/Gary Hart 


So, yeah, there's a weird stipulation in this one. If Charlie Brown wins inside 15 minutes, he wins the NWA TV Championship off The Great Kabuki. If Kabuki wins inside 15 minutes, he wins.....Charlie Brown's mask. Great.

Charlie Brown is a clear fan favourite and starts off the stronger man, hitting Kabuki outside the ring. He is allowed to hit Kabuki with a chair and doesn't get disqualified! He then gives Kabuki a Phil Babb moment on the ring post, and gives him a kick to the crotch while the ref's back is turned. He puts Kabuki in a sleeper. Kabuki works his way out, so Brown gets him in another sleeper after an irish whip. Kabuki gets out of it and then attacks Brown while Charlie is trying to work up the crowd. He puts Brown into The Claw, Brown fights back with a couple of back drops, but a strong martial arts kick puts Kabuki back on top. He puts The Claw (which looks like a really terrible move, holding someone's head with one hand) back on Brown, but again Brown fights back. Kabuki jumps off the top rope and puts Brown in The Claw for the third time. Kabuki releases the hold after the ref does that holding the arm up til it drops thing that ref's like to do, and climbs back to the top rope and hits Brown in the head. Kabuki tries to take Brown's mask but is stopped by the ref, so he beats on Brown some more. Brown starts to gain momentum/Hulk Up and hits Kabuki with a couple of punches. Kabuki whips Brown into the corner and tries to hit him with some kind of jumping kick move, Brown ducks out of the way and hits Kabuki while he's on the ground with a running elbow drop to get the win.

Winner - Charlie Brown via pinfall (Running Elbow Drop)

This wasn't an exciting match but wasn't terrible either. The Claw move Kabuki uses just seems rediculous to me and not a believable submission move. I also didn't like how a missed jumping kick and elbow drop decided the match. 2/5

Afterwards the commentators aren't sure if the win took place within the time limit so Kabuki might still hold the title. They then interview someone called Dude Walker who thinks Ric Flair will win later on. Soley then bigs up the event saying it is history in the making, and you can tell he believes it. I've liked the commentary so far, two guys who you can tell love what they're doing. I think I read somewhere that JR said that Soley was his biggest influence as a commentator and you can tell, Soley is the guy giving you information about the wrestlers pasts like mentioning which college they went to, ex footballer, Harley Race 7 time world champ etc.

We move back to Schiavine who is back in Harley Race's dressing room interviewing Bob Orton and Dick Slater. They talk about when they took out Flair in the past for $25k, and Race joins in saying he's going to target Flair's neck. I find it hard to take him seriously though as he looks like Bob from That 70's Show.









Barbara Clarey is with Dusty Rhodes again but now backstage. Rhodes says he wants to challenge the winner or Race and Flair for the title so he can become 3-time NWA World Champion.

Match 6 - Collar Match, no DQ and no time limit for the NWA USA Championship
Rowdy Roddy Piper vs Greg Valentine (C)


Piper is the fan favourite going into this one, a collar match where both guys wear a dog collar round their necks, and the collars are attached with a chain. Seeing as this is a no DQ match I expect this to be brutal. I've seen Valentine a few times and remember him as a solid performer.

After a battle of wills each guy leaning back, Piper manages to whip Valentine, before getting his distance. Valentine tries to do the same but Piper dodges out of the way. Piper starts use the chain to his advantage and it takes Valentine a while to get into the match. The commentators make a point that Piper has a weak point with his ear due to a recent injury where he lost his equilibrium and Valentine targets this. Piper fights back and starts being creative with the chain, wrapping it round the ring post so Valentine can't get out of the corner and cuts him open. Valentine works his way back and targets Piper's ear again, hitting it with the chain and shoving Piper into a row of chairs. Valentine stays in control despite Piper occasionaly fighting back and gets a couple of two counts. Piper yanks the chain to get back into it and starts attacking Valentine with the chain, getting full backing from the crowd. Both men are cut and after a Piper suplex the ref starts a double count. They both get up and Valentine puts Piper in a sleeper hold. While in the hold Piper starts wrapping the chain round his fist and hits Valentine to break the hold.After Valentine climbs to the top rope, Piper yanks him down and after a few strikes with chain uses it to hook up Valentine's legs to get the win, Piper is the new Champion!

Winner - Rowdy Roddy Piper (New Champion) via pinfall (Valentine's legs tied by chain)

Valentine attacks Piper again after the match and uses the chain to choke Piper while he is on the apron. Piper takes quite a beat down off Valentine but he doesn't care, he's the new USA Champion. I liked this match and the crowd certainly enjoyed Piper winning. This was a decent scrap and I liked what Piper especially did with the chain, while Valentine certainly played his part, especially with the beat down after the match. Very solid 3/5

Tony Schiavonne interviews Flair and Wahoo McDaniel in the locker room, and Barbara Clarey interviews someone at ringside. These are pretty boring to be honest and don't really add much to the event. We quickly move back to the ring

Match 7 - Tag Team match, no time limit for the NWA World Tag Team Championships, belts can change hands on a DQ
Ricky Steamboat & Jay Youngblood vs Jack & Jerry Brisco (C)
Special Guest Referee: Angelo Mosca


The commentators sound exceited for this one and start to explain that the Briscoes are experienced and experts with certain moves. Steamboat starts in the ring and is easily the most athletic guy we've seen so far. Steamboat escapes a couple of holds and hits Jack Briscoe with one of his deep arm drags. Jerry is tagged in and forces Steamboat into the corner to gain the upper hand. Steamboat gets back into  it and makes the tag to Youngblood. He gets Jerry Briscoe into a few holds, and they both make quick tags double teaming Jerry Briscoe focussing on his arm. Jerry tags out and Jack starts to dominate Steamboat. Briscoe hits Steamboat with a very impressive double underhook suplex and goes for the pin, but Steamboat kicks out. Briscoe puts Steamboat in a Key Lock arm hold, pinning him for 2, but Steamboat gets to his feet, lifts Briscoe and slams him on his back. Steamboat and Jerry make desparate tags but the Briscoes regain control. They tag and perform a double shoulder tackle, go for the pin but Youngblood gets his foot on the rope. Jerry Briscoe performs a suplex and gets a couple more 2 counts, gets frustrated and pushes Mosca! Mosca shoves back and Youngblood takes advantage, and tags in Steamboat. Steamboat gets a few strikes to Jerry's head and also hits Jack when he is held back by Mosca. After a few quick tags, Steamboat picks up Youngblood and drops him on Jerry Briscoe, he gets the pin and the crowd explodes!

Winners - Ricky Steamboat & Mark Youngblood (New Champions) via pinfall (Youngblood dropped onto Jerry Briscoe)

The Briscoes attack Angelo Mosca, shove Steamboat out of the ring and double team Youngblood, but Mosca catches one of the Briscoes in mid air and Steamboat & Youngblood fight back sending both Briscoes out of the ring. They celebrate in the ring with the Championship belts and the crowd love it.
This was a good tag team match, and I'm glad Steamboat won. All the performers did their roles pretty well, and there was a few excellently executed moves, expecially Jack Briscoe's double underhook suplex. Steamboat is the master of the arm drag, and even though I'm biased towards him, he's been my favourite performer so far. I enjoyed the match but I can't really give it higher than a 3/5, it didn't quite have that extra something to make it a bit more memorable.

There is now a massive gap while they build up to the main event. The locker room clap Steamboat and Youngblood on being 5 time world champions and Piper gives a good interview saying Valentine forgot to get his other ear! All the focus goes into what is coming up next.

Match 8 - Cage match, 60 minute time limit for the NWA World Heavyweight Championship
Ric Flair vs Harley Race (C)
Special Referee: Gene Kiniski


Someone sings the US national Anthem and then it's onto the ring entrances. Flair gets the first proper entrance of the night, lights out and entrance music as loud as you can imagine, and the crowd lap it up. Harley Race walked into the ring with no music, just crowd noise. It didn't help. Flair is so far and away the fan favourite in this Harley Race may as well be Roman Reigns.

It's a slow start to the match which goes back and forth. Victory can be gained by pinfall in this match, which is weird to me as I'm used to victories in Cage matches being gained by escaping the cage. Probably because I spent far too much time playing WWF Warzone growing up.

Race starts to get ahead and gets a couple of pinfalls. Flair is excellent at selling the attacks Race lands and you can see why he's regarded as one of the best the business has ever produced. Race uses slow, drawn out, methodical attacks, setting a pace which isn't pretty but is very consice in what he wants to do. Flair kicks out after a run of attacks, including a piledriver and falling front body slam. Race berates the referee which gives Flair the time to strike back, attacking Race's body.

Race starts to throw Flair into the cage, causing him to bleed heavily. Flair is moved into the corner but the ref holds Race back for not allowing Flair to escape. Flair takes advantage and moves race to another corner, but the ref returns the favour and grabs Flair for the same reason. This gives Flair the momentum and he in turn uses the cage and turnbuckles as weapons. Flair hits Race with a piledriver and double underhook suplex bit can't put him away. After throwing Race into the cage again, Flair starts arguing with the ref, giving Race the chance to get back into the match.

Race again starts using the cage as a weapon, Flair's face turning crimson. This seems to give him a second wind and Flair begins to dominate. He gets Race in the Figure 4 Leg Lock, which gets the crowd excited, but it wanes slightly after a while. Race tuns Flair over but they're too close to the ropes and the hold is broken.

Race tries to suplex Flair but his leg gives way and Flair pins him, but Race kicks out on two. He hits Flair with a headbutt from the top rope and gets a 2 count. Gives Flair a suplex, again a 2 count. Punches and knee drops are given, Flair swings and really sells himself being lost and exhausted. Race starts to choke Flair with his boot and the ref drags Race away by the hair. Flair reverses a suplex but then misses a follow up elbow drop. Race gets Flair in a headlock but inadvertedly headbutts the ref. Flair takes advantage and climbs to the top rope and hits a big cross body on Harley Race. The ref slowly recovers and counts, eventually, to 3. Flair wins!

Winner - Ric Flair (New Champion) via pinfall (Flying crossbody)

The ending wasn't quite as explosive as you would have hoped, seeing as the whole crowd seemed to be behind Flair. However he put on a masterclass of showing how to sell moves and telling the story of the match, especially seeing as he was bloodied all over by the end of the match. Harley Race didn't put a foot wrong either, and this was a worthy wrestling match to close such a big event. A very well earned 4/5.

After the match, all of Flair's dressing room run down to the ring to celebrate with him, which then carries on into the dressing room. Dusty Rhodes comes in and congratulates Flair, but leaves saying they are both 2 time champions and says he wants a match in the future.

So, there we have it. The first PPV I can find and it definitely got better as it went on. I was worried after the first few matches that this would be a huge disappointment, but in the end not bad at all. On match averages the PPV scored 21/40 which doesn't sound too good, however I did enjoy the commentary efforts and the crowd did get involved in parts which made up for parts that may have dragged otherwise. If I was to score the PPV out of 10, I'd say the last match scrapes it to a 6/10

Monday, 7 May 2012

The Fog

2005 Remake of the film of the same name made in 1980, directed by John Carpenter.

Well, there's not much positive to say about this film. I always try to find something good to say about anything I watch or see or read or hear. But I honestly can't think of anything for this film, other than it ends.

Maggie Grace (Shannon from Lost) returns back to her hometown island and rekindles her love with Tom Welling (Superman in Smallville, yet to see). He runs a fishing company where he goes out to the sea on his boat with people for them to catch fish. The night Elizabeth (Grace) returns and meets up with Nick Castle (Welling) his boat is taken out for the night by his cousin and his friend. They have a small party with two girls on board but the boat is then covered with fog, which then seems to take down the two girls and sends a knife into Sean's eye (cousin of Nick Castle). Spooner (Nick Castle's friend who also works on the boat) sees an old ship sail past through the fog, and then locks himself in the freezer so the fog can't get him. Really.

After find the boat out at sea, Nick and Elizabeth take a video recorder showing the party and that Spooner didn't hurt the two girls on board (there bodies had been found in fishing nets). Nick then goes with Spooner to the hospital, while Elizabeth waits in a boat house. After noticing the name of one of the town's founding father's on a plaque declaringthe boat house was where he used to live, Elizabeth decides to take a closer look but slips on a plank of wood and falls into the water below the boat house, dropping the video camera. Which was a shame. She then struggles and wrestles with netting and seaweed, pulls herself up on a wall, which then starts to crumble forming a small hole, in which she finds an old diary, one from one of the founding fathers! The one who used to live there! Who is related to the local priest!

Elizabeth mentioned she'd been having dreams of drownong and being scared and what not. She takes the diary to the pissed priest, who reads a couple of pages and dismisses her. Her and Nick then suddenly work out in a bar from looking at old photos of the town that something happened between 1869 and 1871 because the town had become much more advanced.

The fog comes back to cause terror and fisgures appear in the shadows. The town had just bought a statue of the 4 founding fathers and just as they were being unvieled, a power cut happens. Nick, Elizabeth, the priest, a dj and her son, Elizabeth's mum and the town mayor all take shelter in the library. It is then revealed that the founding fathers had been approached by a man named Blake who offered to buy half the island and use it for a leper colony, and he too suffered from leporacy. The founding fathers, all relations to those present in the library, double crossed the lepers, instead stealing the money and their possessions, and locking them into their ship and setting it on fire. One of the victims had been Blake's wife, who was also called Elizabeth and looked exactly like Elizabeth in the present day.

The film ends when after a few more people are killed by the fog, Blake appears in the fog and sees Elizabeth. In his fog form, he kisses Elizabeth. Yes, Elizabeth actually kisses fog in the shape of a man. She then turns to fog and is dressed like the dreams she's been having.

All in all, this film is dreadful.There's also a pointless side story involving a pocketwatch and hair brush that carry the same markings wahich seem to be what summoned the fog on the island. There's also a DJ that seems to run a radio station on her own all day long on the air that Nick is alluded to have had a relationship with while Elizabeth has been away. It would be best if this film just went away and was never watched by anyone ever again. Ever.

Monday, 18 April 2011

The Wire - Season 1





My oh my where to start? The Wire is probably the greatest tv show I've ever seen. People who haven't seen it, I pity but I'm also quite jelous of - simply because they don't know what's going to happen. I must have watched the first series of The Wire at least 3 times now, and it gets better with each viewing.

The first regular character we get to see is Detective Jimmy McNulty, binge drinking expert with a huge drive to crack cases, and hated by many of his superiors. The case in question for this series is instigated by McNulty sharing info with a judge friend of his, about a local drug lord who controls Baltimore's west side projects, but nothing is ever done about it. After McNulty makes his feelings known, the judge uses his leverage to get the Baltimore PD to get a team together to loosely investigate the drug lord, Avon Barksdale.

Avon and his number two Stringer Bell have slowly got their way to the top of the ladder of Baltimore's west side, but now have a trail of bodies folowing them. Nephew D'Angelo Barksdale is found not guilty of one murder, all because of a key witness changing their story in court, after a meeting from Stringer Bell. D'Angelo is then put back onto working drugs sales at The Pit, along with youngsters Wallace, Bodie and Poot, who know nothing else except life in the drug game. D'Angelo holds affection for young Wallace, realising that deep down he has a good heart, but also tries to guide his crew without taking their eyes off the prize, but also delivering a few home truth's about the game


The difference between the cops in The Wire and most other shows is huge. In the majority of American police shows I've seen, it's always been about catching the bad guy and nothing else. The whole idea of 'protect and serve' is only laughed at. This is a show about real police officers who care about the job at hand and the big picture, and the struggles they face when superiors are only interested in becoming even higher up the chain of command. Watching the likes of McNulty and Lester Freamon dedicate themselves to the case, only to have the rules chaged from above so many times. Even when picking up pieces left from over officers, good cops will find out the truth, as shown in the glorious "Fuck" crime scene between McNulty and Bunk


One of the best features of The Wire is that is played like almost no other tv show. It is a slow burner. You watch things fall into place and are ultimately rewarded for dedication, unlike most shows where the bad guys are caught before the credits roll. There are many references to previous episodes and events. Writer David Simon has openly expressed that the show does ask it's audience to watch the show like in no way that's ever happened before, and everyone who does will be well and truly rewarded. Having a show with a complex and smart plot that is executed as well as this is pretty hard to find. The fact that what The Wire depicts is truer to real life than every other show I've ever seen is even more remarkable, especially when the story of Wallace unfolds.

Special mention to Bubbles, the hard working homeless drug addict with the most humanity on the show, and Bunk, McNulty's partner in solving cases and heavy drinking. Omar is also worthy of secial praise, Baltimore's own Robin Hood with his own unique code on life in the game